sometimes I hear the most ignorant, hateful things at work by people that think I can’t hear their conversation as I walk them to their table and since I’m on the clock, it’s not very kosher for me to get up in their business and get into a debate

but I can’t just sit back and ignore it, I have to do something to let some steam out so when I hear someone talking shit about Obama and praising romney

I take them to a shitty table right next to a crying baby because honestly that’s all I hear when I hear someone talking about how great romney is

just a big screaming baby